Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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