zippers are such a cool invention
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
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If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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