four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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