He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
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There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
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To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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