VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I deserve this hangover.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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