But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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