why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
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i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
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I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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