big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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