drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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