Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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