Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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