sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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