it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
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you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
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So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Pooping to opera.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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