yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
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Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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