Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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