But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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