oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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