Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
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I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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