She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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