three words: i give head
three words: not that well
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
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Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
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Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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