Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
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I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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