HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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