You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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