your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
40s are totally the cure
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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