Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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