I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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