On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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