I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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