I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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