If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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