Where are you?
In a non slutty way
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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