Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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