my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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