Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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