Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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