From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
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The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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