Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
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everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
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I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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