I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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