Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Do vagina's smell?
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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