Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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