i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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