everyone is single if you try hard enough
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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