So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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