dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I checked into jail on foursquare
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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