i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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