Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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