the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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