i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
