I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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