Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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