Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
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It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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