the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
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