Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
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