apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
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You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
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I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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