Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
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At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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